thewhitestdevilyouknow:

thedailyfeed:

Paula Deen hid her type 2 diabetes diagnosis from the Food Network for 3 years — and made $30 million for her fattening fare in the interim. 

While keeping the Food Network and her fans in the dark about her diabetes, Deen continued delivering episodes on deep-fried butter balls and other artery-clogging fare as she raked in an estimated $10 million per year via her TV show, cookbooks, endorsements and appearances.

 “I intentionally did it,” Deen admitted to NBC’s Al Roker of hiding the news from fans. “I said, ‘I’m gonna keep this close to my chest for the time being’ because I had to figure out things in my own head.”

She’s had diabetes for 3 years and still eats straight butter five times a day? How is she not dead yet? Paula Deen might actually be a super hero. She might be the end result of hundreds of years of American butter-lust’s effect on human evolution. She’s capable of surviving off of butter alone. That’s not fat around her waist, arms, legs, and neck. It’s actually butter reserves, in case she is separated from her greasy life-force for too long.

She is a super hero, and I still love her. She smoked cigarettes too. 

(via animalsandmonsters)